I’m launching a new category of post today. It’s called Shit People in Florida Say.
Here’s the first:
“Oh, California? Don’t get me started.
I lived there for a while. Moved there to encourage grandkids, if you know what I mean. You see, my son, he’s a very successful doctor at Stanford. So I moved close, down on the peninsula. I have to say, it’s pretty weird.
I mean, everyone in Menlo Park is Chinese. And none of them speak English. And everyone in Redwood City is Latino. And god knows they don’t speak a word of it.
And here’s the real mess… all those Mexicans work for all the Orientals. Their cleaning, their gardening. And not a one of ’em speaks English!
It’s a real mess.”